After living in a house for a #eek Bones took the key back to the landlord. "What's wrong?" asked the landlord. "Isn't the house good enough?" "It's too good, mister," jopliotl Bones. The wall is a-weeping for tho sins of the roof, which, being jerry-built and teetotal, takes nowt but water. Every chimney's a non-smoker, and the 'oiise ain't no place for an ordinary sinner."
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 52, 24 November 1917, Page 3
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65Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 52, 24 November 1917, Page 3
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