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Dominion, Volume 10, Issue 2943, 1 December 1916, Page 10

ME. PARMER: HUPP IT INTO TOWN! Up-to-date farmers everywhere are giving up horse-and-trap journeys to town and al-e travelling by Hunmobile instead. With the Hupp there is no pottering about," catching horses,' grooming, and harnessing—you simply step into the car, press a pedal, move a lever, and you're off! You can travel at any speed from slower than walking pace to GO miles an hour. Cushions are ten inches deep, and the body is so well sprung that you scarcely feel a jolt. If it comes on to rain the one-man top is quickly adjusted, and the side-curtains make it a cosy closed-in car. For night travelling there are powerful electric headlights—small searchlights. In town you can dim them 60 as not to dazzle horses. These are but a few Hupriiobile advantages. For further particulars and free catalogue, apply:— / A. Hatrick & Co., Ltd., Agents, Wanganui and Wellington; The Wairavapa Farmers' Co-op. Association, Ltd., Agents; Bett and Bayly, Ltd., Agents, Pal/ierston North; A, Hatrick. and C 0.,. Ltd., Wanganui, distributors' for-North Island — Advt. ■ ' ■ Magistrate (to old offender): "I hope J shall not see you here again." Prisoner: "Not see mo here again! You ain't going to resign, arc you?" Burglar Brick: "Where's the tools?" Burglar Dust: "Dashed if I haven't forgot 'em!" Burglar Brick: "Well,, it's tli'. last time I'll take on a reformed plumber as a partner." ========= . , Visitor: "My good man, you keep your pigs much too near the house." Cottager: "That's just what the doctor said, mum.. But I don't see how it's agoin' to hurt 'cm!" On the best-appointed tables you invariably find the best Malt Vinegar— SHAKLAND'S. Pure, piquant, palatable. In bulk and bottle at all grocers.