A. Scottish farmer was being questioned by a lawyer in a court. , "You affirm that when this happened you wero going home to a meal?" said tho lawyer.. "Let U3 bo quite certain on this point, because it is a very important one. Be pood enough to tell me what meal it was you were going home to." "You would like to know what meal it was?" said the Scotsman. "Yes, sir, I should like to know," replied .the lawyer impressively. "Weel,. then, 'it was just oatmeal!"
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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2874, 12 September 1916, Page 8
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87Untitled Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2874, 12 September 1916, Page 8
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