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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2832, 25 July 1916, Page 5

Fritz woke lip suddenly to find'that; after all he was in his sleeping quarters 011 active service. But he had had a beautiful dream. "Mans!" 113 said, "I dreamt that the war was ever, and I, back in civil life, was kneading tha dough in my littlo bakery." Hans's panted answer ;■ came out of the darkness. "Ugh! Very nice for you. But I was the dough!" The Canadians arc credited with tha story of the stupid Yorkshire 6entry:— The first night he stood guard lie hailed an approaching officer in proper form.: "'Oo goes there?" "Canadian. Rifles." Thero was u moment of silence. Then tho Yorkshiroman repeated: " 'Oo goes there?" "Tho Canadian Rifles," was the impatient answer. More silence. Then tho Yorkshircman again challenged: ""Oo goes there?" "The Canadian Rifles, you qualified blighter," shouted the enraged officer. There was a long poriod of quiet while tho Canadiau watched the Yorkshiroman's obviously ready rifle. Then there was hoard a moan from the sentry: "Blowed if I hain't forgot what to say next."

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' "THEY'RE ONLY THE FIRST TEETH." Many parents think lightly of a child's first teeth. They do not realise that unless the early teeth are cared for a good set of permanent teeth is jmpossible. Havo your children's teeth examined regularly by W. P. Sommerville, "The Careful Dentist," Molesworth St.— Adyt.