THE LAST WORD

Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2756, 27 April 1916, Page 6

THE LAST WORD

Sir, —My chief, "Jachin" (name fof. the moment), Ruler of. the Evergreen' League, lias instructed me to inform "John Plowman" that "Jachin" has not time to waste discusring religion, nor politics, nor commerce, nor law, nor lovo. Moreover your space is too valuable to be taken up witn discussing such frivolous subjects. "John"' refers my honoured chief to some stray, statements in the collection of books which contain the science, history, laws, ' philosophy, "ouse, nonsense, comedies, tragedies, love songs, lamentations, guesses, riddles, etc., of the disbanded Hebrew nation,—said book ia commonly called the Bible. "John" also refers to some statements made by a working carpenter, named Jeliosuah, commonly called by Christians "Josus the Christ." "John" also refers to'something said by a turncoat Jewish sailmaker named Paul, or Said. "Jachin" gave his Bible to a "sinner." The committee of "Jachm's" Club has not yet placed—as promised—two copies of "tho book of books" in the reference library. Therefore "Jachin" is handicapped. However, if "John" will write to me at "The Club," I will arrange an interview with my honoured chief, "Jachin.'* —I am, etc., STURROCK BOBBIE. Hon. Sec. Society for 1 the Prevention and Extermination of Humbugs.