A matron was confiding her domestic troubles to a friend. "I find," said she, "that my husband has charged sonicono in his office with the duty of calling me up every afternoon to mumble terms of 'endearment. That's a pretty way to"treat one's wife, isn't it? He's been spending His afternoons at the club," "How was it," aslced the friend, "that you didn't at once notice that it wasn't his voice that called?" "Well," explained the aggrieved wife, "I've been pretty busy with bridge every day, and I've been having the maid answer the telephone." Toper: "What shall I take to removo the redness from my nose?" Doctor: "Take nothing—especially between meals."
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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2730, 27 March 1916, Page 9
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112Page 9 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2730, 27 March 1916, Page 9
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