liittlo Tommy had spent his first day fit school. "What did you learn?" his fnthor asked 011 his return home. "Didn't loam iiolhin'." "Well, Vvlint did you do?" "Didn't do liothin'. A woman wanted to know how to spell 'cat,' and I told hor." "Well, how did vonr ticket come out in tho primaries?" "Crooked politios beat lis." said tho Punkvillo candidate. "Wo wore fixing offer 2dol. for votes (Mid I,lie other iwlc mum alone olVm-intr 6daL JJ.'s a. heavy, blow to n'lform,"
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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2729, 25 March 1916, Page 12
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83Untitled Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2729, 25 March 1916, Page 12
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