"An pliwat is your Patsy doin' theso dayti, Mrs. O'Hngan ?" "All, he's doin' toino! He's a conductor in tho opwyhousc, <in' wears a swallytail coat." 'A conductor, is it? An' phwat docs a conductor do?" "Sure he conducts tho people to their seats!"
"I want to help you," said a benevolent mnii, who lmd been accosted by a tramp, "but if I givo you sixpence I'm al'raid you won't put it to a good use." "Well." rop'ied tho tramp, "sixpoiico ain't onongh to da much harm with, or muob jiood cither m take a chance,, m.'iwr i"-
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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2729, 25 March 1916, Page 3
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97Untitled Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2729, 25 March 1916, Page 3
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