BATTLE FLEET HUMOUR
'A' typewritten journal, called "The North Sea Times," ie published on. H.SL battleship King Edward VII. In. addition to a sketch of Admiral Sir John. Jollicoe, cartoons, and news, there is in the third number a page of "Wit and Wisdom," by "The Duty Clown," from l which the following items are extract* ed:— Wisdom is merely what other peopkj don't know and wo do. '■'■ '" Scene: Night defence; Trouble, NayyJ. phono. Voice: "Is there a blithering . idiot at the end of this NavyphoneP. •' Nutty: "Not this end, sir." /.. Willio: "Pa, what is a lYeethinker?"Pa: "An unmarried man, my, son.? , ' Ma: "Willie, go to bed." ■ -> Tilings We're Not Sure 'About. - Whether'it's a. fact that the Kaiser. has not yet sent an Ultimatum to TiinbuctooiV And whethor that country is not fenl- ■ ing rather hurt at being left out in the coldi , ' I • Whether a suggestion has been made>; that a saving of water could bo^ffeqtert'v not x ws§ng it...0n,-gqod. a-uj),^",
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Dominion, Volume 8, Issue 2320, 30 November 1914, Page 5
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162BATTLE FLEET HUMOUR Dominion, Volume 8, Issue 2320, 30 November 1914, Page 5
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