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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2254, 14 September 1914, Page 8

"Curious i isn't it," said the waiter, ,"but ;I have not been asked to serve a bottlo of hock since the outbreak of tho war?" 1 pointed out that hock was produced in Australia, "No matter," the waiter replied, "peoplo won't have it. I misunderstood one young man tho other night, and said, 'Yes, sir. 'Hock, sir? 'Certainly, sir.' 'Here, you come back!' ho cried; 'I didn't order bock. No hock for mo. Hock for the Kaiser!' ,You see, sir, they have associated hock with the German Emperor, and they'll have none of it." Has tho same prejudice extended to Vienna rolls?" I asked. He seemed dubious. "I should say it had,", ho replied. "It certainly has to German sausage. I simply 'wouldn't'dare to offer a customer Frankfurter garlic sausage as a hors d'oeuvre these evenings." "Which reminds me," I said sovcrely, "I am sitting on an 'Austrian chair." Ho looked very disturbed. "Hush, sil," he said, "not so loud, if you-please. I will chango it immediately."—Melbourne "Age."

A REVOLUTION ON THE FAEM. What a changed life for flic farmer and his family when an "Overland" Car is theirs! No more long'and.dreary ]ourneys to town, ..church, School, or neighbours. Ten, twenty, and even fifty miles will seem like so many minutes. The "Overland" is pre-eminontly the farmer's car. It is dependable under all conditions. Strong enough for every emergency. Roomy and comfortable. Costs 25 per cent, less than other cars of its class. Easy on tyres and economical in fuel consumption. Take a ride in an "Overland" and be convinced. Write for catalogue. Chief Agents for North Island:—A. Hatrick and Co., Ltd., Wellington and Wanganui; Palmerston North Agents, Dunk' and Pringle; Peilding, G. Bradley; Maaterton, P. W. Reardon, Ltd.—Adv.t.