The maiden lady or uncertain age became very indignant when ilie censustaker asked'her age. "Did you see tho girls next door," she asked—"the Hill twins?" "CerLainly," replied the census man. "And did tlioy tell yon their age 5 " "Yes." "Well," sho snapped iis sho shut the door in his fane, "I'm just as old as they are." "Oh, very well," said tho census man to himself, and he wrote down in his book: "Jane Johnson —as old as the Hills." Simply 'phone us, anil a vclticle will quickly attend, prepared to deliver goods or accept parcels for delivery .to any address. Offices, Auckland, New Plymouth, Napier, Hastings. Wanganui, Palmcrston North, also principal towns South Island, Tho y.Z. Eipreni* Co,, Ltd., S'-Ol C'us> teiuhouso Quay.—Advt,
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2210, 24 July 1914, Page 7
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124Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2210, 24 July 1914, Page 7
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