"I shall refuse to for, attendance," said the irate tourist who-had been staying at an old-fashioned country hotel, and who had • just been presented , .with his bill. "Why, tho bells in.the rooms are a perfect disgrace; not one of them would ring. Everything I wanted I had'to fetch myself. I must have spent some hours tugging at those boll-pulls.-" "It's true we have charged for attendance," said the smiling proprietor, "but see; we have charged you nothing- for your physical culture course." "Physical culture course!" exclaimed the tourist; in surprise. . "I don't know iwhat you mean." "The- daily use of dumb-bells," was the cool retort.
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2210, 24 July 1914, Page 7
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105Untitled Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2210, 24 July 1914, Page 7
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