-.Stranger: "Is the,cashier of Hie- local ■Mnk'.'a tall, manj?"!.■ Native':'- "l'liysicnllysneaking,"' -yes; otherwise lie is■ short— soniethiiiE-hke ten thousand pouiuls. -.That's.':why..'he'has taken a; trip abroad."
;, : Coroner: ."You seem to be certain' that the man accidentally fell iiito' tlio water. How do yon know-tluvt: this is. not a case of.siiicidc?" Witness:. "He was.it;blither Scot, and ho had a woo bottle of whisky :on- him wi' no'ci; a nip ta'en oot"-
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2197, 9 July 1914, Page 9
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69Untitled Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2197, 9 July 1914, Page 9
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