For Children's Hacking Coughs at Night, Wnoda' Great Peppormint Cure. Is. Gil. , Motorist (on country road): "I'll give yon iivn pounds for that picture if you don't put another stroke to it." Artist: "I am really very flattered by your offer;, but it is not (|"ite finished." Motorist: "Oh! that docsii's matter: I just want the canvas to mend a bursted lire with." A small boy who was sitting'next'to a very haughty lady in a crowded amnibus kept on sniffing in a most annoying manner. i\t last the lady could boar it no longer, and turned to the lad. "Boy, have you got a handkerchief?" she demanded. The small lioy looked at heifer a few seconds, and then, in n dignified tone, came tho answer: "Yes, I 'aye, but I don't lend it to strangers." . Editor: "How much do you want for thoso sketches?" ArtUl: "Oh, I want .ten guineas." Editor: "Don't slam (.ho door as you go out." 'Woods' Great Peppermint Curo For Coushß and Colda never failei Is. 6d.'
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2152, 19 May 1914, Page 7
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171Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2152, 19 May 1914, Page 7
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