A lady visitor to a hospital found a pntient convulsed with laughter, and inquired the. reason. "They've given me a track, nm'ani," ho uaspod. "Yes?"_"lt s a track against dancing." "Well? "Both my legs are- cut off!" and again ho laughed liko a. schoolboy. Miss Primnnprude lisped to her lodger: "Mister. Barker! I'm sorry to say That Miss Goldtooth complains of your coughing— I'm afrnid she will leave- mo to-day. Sho declares thut it sounds most distressful, And ?ho told me to say she feels sure You'll bo woll in a clay, if you start altaißht ,-uray, Taking Woods' Great Peppermint dire. ~■■.- --Advt..
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2126, 18 April 1914, Page 15
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103Page 15 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2126, 18 April 1914, Page 15
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