Small Boy: "Please, doctor, will von come and see father at once?" Doctor: ,'What is the matter with father?" Small Boy: "He can't stop laughing, sir." Doctor: "Whatever is ho laughing at?" Small Boy: "Mother's caujlit her tongue, in tho mangle." "Do inoind yez don't git hurrr, Pnt," said Bridget, as her liego lord started to work. "It's so dangerous a-workin' in ithat quarry." "Tliot's nalil roight, Biddy," said Pat. "Oi'to borryed foive shillings trim th' foreman, aud he don't let me do any dangerous work anay more."
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2012, 20 March 1914, Page 8
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88Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 2012, 20 March 1914, Page 8
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