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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1979, 9 February 1914, Page 11

Two Englishmen and a, Scotsman, tou» in-j h'ora-vlio Sorth of Ireland en route to Cork; tho train was very Into, as often is the <?-ase with Irish trains, .and, to make matters worse, was betel up frequently between the stations. Dwraif one of these stops an official of the company proceeded te examine the tickets. "WhcVA for, pleass?" bo iletnanded as he climbed the cumpaftiiient occupied by the tourists. "Cork." oxelmmeil the tonr.•iste.»« unison. "Then you're all Cork," replied the inspector. "l r es." re-plic-d the Wag of the party;' "and if your train ivas the ftiaylw it wo«Id be easier to draw. T never saw such a stopper in ali my life."

' GAVE HERSELF UP AS DONE, "I have been a l-ssident of 'Rockhampton since ISGG ami of late years have been n snffeiw from Indigestion," sftys Mrs. •Slary Ann illawke. Kttst St., Raekliampton, Q. "To make si long story short I. gave mys-slf a$ d-oasfl witli tills world wlreii I happentnl to take up a 'Daily Record' in which I Tcad Of the cure for m.v complaint—Chamberlain's Tablets. I at once trot a bottle ami started to take tbem. f'-pfore 1 had half finisheil it I felt as if I etmld eat and enjoy my food, which I .could not do before,"—Adrt.