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Matrimonial Agent: "Yes, sir, 1 think we .can suit you perfectly. Ah—our preliminary fee is five Ruineas." The Client: "Five guineas! My. dear laddie, don't bo farcical. Why ever should I want to marry if I possessed all that money?" Stopping in front of n man-displaying the notice, "Deaf and .dumb/' an actor said to a companion, "I feel inclined to benevolence —but how can I tell if he is really deaf aiid dumb?" "Why, sir," said the unwary impostor, "read my placard!" The famous "Boslyu" Writing Pads »1. ways in stock. George and George, 161-163 Cuba Street.—Advt. M'Andrews (tlio chemist, at 2 a.m.)— "Two penn'orth of bicarbonate of soda for the wife's indigestion a.t this time o' night, when a glass of hot water does just as well " Sandy (hastily): "Vfeel! wecll Thanks for the advice. I'll no bother ye, after all. Good nicht!" ■

CONVEYANCES. "DOYAL MAIL Leaves CARBINE !, ST A B £F' WM \ n e< >? r Kimbolton daily at 8.30 a.m. and 3.30 ! p.m.; leaves Kimbolton at Noon for Fcilaine. R. J. MOORE, Proprietor, ■ Feilding. FL Y AN D YOU N~G ROYAL HAIL CONTRACTORS and GENERAL CARRIERS, MASTERTON All Trains Jlet. Commercial Travellers' Sample promptly attended to. New and Up-to-date Sample Rooms. Agents fov the N.Z. EXPRESS CO. Storage and Stabling. Corner Dixon and Bannister Streets. St., John Ambulance available day or night. 'Phono No. 126. Private 127. P.O. Box 50. WALKER'S STABm BULLS. Forwarding Agent, Carrier, and General Contractor. Coaches: Greatford to Bulls. Vehicles, Horses, and Motorcars on Hire. Good Sample Rooms. tT. E. M ALICE If, Proprietor. •OOYAL MOTOR-CAE SERYICETIhc JL9J Shortest Route to and from Foxton--Lcuvos Foxton daily, G. 30 a.m.; arrives Shannon daily, S.O a.m.; loaves Shannon daily, 10.45 a.m.; arrivo Foxton daily, 12 noon; leaves Foxton daily, 2.30' p.m.! arrivo Shannon daily, 4.0 p.m. leaves Shannon daily, 8.15 p.m.; arrives Foxton daily, 9.1 p.m. F. ROUT.

TO MOTORISTS. WE Store, Clean, and Repair Motor Cars, Lorries, and Delivery Vans Charges Reasonable. HEATHER AND CO., Edward Street Garage, WELLINGTON. 'Phone 350 G. By Special Appointment. USE MAX KREISSIG'S ICE • ' • CHESTS, A NT) you will not bo troubled with llta or tainted food, and in the hottest lvrother your drinks will bo cool and refreshing. Mado in all sizep, ami prices to suit overyone. ' Plea so write for catalogue to MAX KREISSIG, ICE CHEST AND AIR-TIGHT SHOW-CASE FACTORY, flWl. KG MONT ST., WELLINGTON. Thane 2199. Telegrams—Max Kroissie Wellington. CHALLEN, Rogers, Allison, and , Brooklyn Pianos n-ro all English niuile; easiest terms. Tho Wellington Piano Co., Ltd-