"Well, dill ho pay you?" asked the wife of a. dentist who had teen to collect a bill for a full set of false teeth that ho had made for a man almost a year before. "Pay me?" growled tho 'dentist. "Not only did he roiuso to pay me, but ho actually had the effrontery to gnasli at mc—with my teeth!" The difference between Rugby and Association football wasjseing dismissed in a barber's shop. Various differences were mentioned, atnl at Inst a young man joined in the conversation. "Now,">-nid he, "I will toll yon what ths real difference is. When you are playing lingbv thi- man who kicks you just leaves you lying; but when you are playing Association the man who kicks you begs your pardon ami then kicks yon again." After this no further definitions were attempted. Lonjjsliol: "Do you consider horseshoes an emblem of luck?" Placcr: "Yes; when they arc on tho wumiiag horse."
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1945, 31 December 1913, Page 8
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157Page 8 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1945, 31 December 1913, Page 8
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