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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1943, 29 December 1913, Page 9

.!<:%■ ATTACKED SUDDENLY. "I was attacked with influenza find eat so ill Hint I had to co to bed," writes Sir. A". Mci.va.ll, bootmaker, Tuakati, N.Z. "ily wife went to Orf-oii ami Colo-brook's storo to Ret something for'roc; tlioy told her to pjive mc Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and slie brought a botllo hom<\ I am xiad to say thai it cured me, and in less than a week 1 w.iti as well as over ami back at \vori;,"-Advt.

Wife (cowplainluqly): "Yon aro not liksi Mr. Knngg. lie been married twenty ypars, and Mrs. Kimsc says ho is .so. tender."-' Jiuslsmd: "Tender! Well, he ouf;lit io be after Ileitis iii hot water as Ions; (is thai." Short-story Writer: "Don't, yon think the article would do if I boiled it down?" Editor: "No, I'm sure it wouldn't. 'Hut I should ir.v Uio action of heai mi it in another way if 1 were you." ■ "Why did the- star and tho understudy kiss and make-up F" "Jiecauso Il\#y couldn't make-up and kiss." Buron Crawstiaw writes: "Sineo ijdng M'Clinton's Hibofnia Shaving fc'oan, I have Riven up others. 1 am : pcrfcotly oatifflcd mth. it."*-Adtfe -r.