Fortune-teller: "Yon-are going to have money left you." Customer: "Glad to hoar it. I've only got two shillings tomy name." Fortune-teller: "Well, after paying me you will have one left you." Tho New Zealand Express Company's Argyll motor lorry has now covered nearly 25,000 miles in ' two years' service without any breakdown. It ha 3 made frequent long journeys up country, sometimes of between 200 and 300 miles' in the round trip, carrying full loads all the time, and crossing the Paekakariki and Eimutaka saddles. Argylls are adopted by the principal municipalities and motor transport companies in New Zealand. For immediate delivery one 1-ton Argyll oommorcial vehicle. J. E. Fitzgerald, Lambton Quay, North Island agent.—Advt. Tour mistress tells me, Jane, that you wish to leavo and become an attendant at a lunatic asylum, of all places. Why, what experience have you had?" "Well, j sir, I'vo been hero three years."
AGRICULTURAL SHOWS, PAHIATTJA-AIUTIO AGRICULTURAL AND PASTORAL ASSOCIATION. -piIFTH ANNUAL SHOW. NEW SHOW GROUNDS, PAHIATUA, WEDNESDAY, 11th JANUARY, 1914. Jumping Competitions, Horses, Cattle, Sheep. Pigs, and Dogs. Entries Closo Wednesday, 31st December, 1913. Prize Schedule on. application to J. A. WALSH, Secretary, Pahiatua. JfIEILDING A. AND P. SHOW. TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3rd and 4th, 1914. ENTRIES CLOSE JANUARY 16th, 1914. LIBERAL PRIZE MONEY AND HANDSOME TROPHIES. CLASSES FOR— HORSES, CATTLE, SHEEP, PIGS, HOME INDUSTRIES, ETC. Schedules and nil information from E. H. FISHER, Box 98, Feilding.
HIGGINSOTT &, MACSHANE. Hharthwltert and AMeeWbU, M 3 fHi'IuMBTON BT.. WJafcCINUTOM. wUsafla*—"Unnolwi. "Kindly send two more bottles of Scan's Essence. Wo can speak highly of it bb an effective cough remedy. It certainly Baven a lot of money. Poter Furso, 'J'arara, Otago." "Please send a bottle of Hean's Essence. Last bottle excellont results. and real xnonoy-saver. J, W. Williams, Wtmsanui." Ile&n's Ecionce, ChomitU and Storaa. 18
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1933, 16 December 1913, Page 8
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