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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1920, 1 December 1913, Page 9

"There are two eventful- periods in. tlie life ;ii a woman—one when she wonders whom sh" will choose. end the other when sh»- womleva who will chonse her." Polly: "Jfiss Tollowleaf is ...going to marry a Mrngfflinij youmt num."-:; Doily: "It's no iiff i'or him to struggle. I don't snnpose he ran get awav from bei\" As: "TTow (lid Von M ro m - stolen--iraiel. back so iiuiekly?" B: "The pobr Idiot of ■I thief took it to a pawnshop, whore thov at <111 co wogniswl it as mine!" "And how," asked Uio fhtmtoy school ieae'iT. "did Noah s]>e»d his time in 'the ark?" Little Johnny, thinking of (he us<lall.se of waters, had an idea. "Fishing!" lw> suegested. "Aw!" spoke nil ytvmig Tom my in disgust, "a lot of folim" ho'tl do.with only two worms!" The longest artificial watercourse in the world is the Bengal Canal, 060 miles in one-sixtomith or Itie pajvr output of the world is converted into i)ont;s. Beggars in Cliina are tawd, mul have nei-tnin. district-: allotted to them in which to make apnea's for charity. A cutlery firm at Olsbere. Switzerland, which purchased for ,£'!00f1 patent rights in « new aIT«-»»lishiwi; apparatus invented by niie of its employers. ffi |d them three days later to aa' American syndiwto for ■ESOjOOO,