A lady was visiting tlie studio of a post-impressionist. "Now, thr.t, surely, is one of your bent' wotSb fcensmg on the wall there?" she said. "Oh, that," explained the master, "is my palette!" . Tt was outside one of the recruiting. depots in a large town. . A recruiting sergeant saw a smart young milkman, and thinking to yet a fresh recruit, said: "I say, young man. how would you like to servo the King?" Milkman (looking out for new custom, easterly): "liathei'j how wuch does ho waatf A piatf"
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1908, 17 November 1913, Page 9
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88Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1908, 17 November 1913, Page 9
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