Jones: "What do you think will bo tho end of the woman question?" Brown; "There won't bo r.ny end. J hey 11 always bo asking em.'' "It is tho duty of everyone to make at least one person happy during Ilio week, said a Sunday schcol teacher. have you done so, Johnny?' "ies, said Johnny, pr , oinptly« ' lluits right. \\lu\t did von do?" "1! went to seo my aunt; and she's always happy when I go homo.' Sue looked np'at him in sudden doubt. "Can I " she exclaimed, "be the only girl vim ever told she was the only girl you ever really Joved?" He took time to I'cficet. "No," he at length made answer, "but if distinction is what you are after you can. if you bo tho only girl that ever believed me." "We are fickle;! to death," as our \ni",rie'Ui friends would sny, with the brisk demand I hat has set in for Warner's Rust-proof Corsets.—Local Drapors.Advt. ■ Thirst Boy: "Where yer bin,' Billy?" Second Hov: "I'isiiu' in the caiwl." First Hoy ; "Caicli any thin'?" Second Hoy; "Ko; but I ain't been homo vet!"
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Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1711, 31 March 1913, Page 6
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186Untitled Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1711, 31 March 1913, Page 6
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