It- was a modern Romeo who went out after tea,. . ...-•, And climbed a most, forbidding wall, his Juliet to see.' It was n lively trysting placo beneath an arbor green; ' But'ah!'.turns Romeo's nasty' cough .brought i'a upon the scene, But oh! it was-Pa's awful boftt that mado poor Itomeo flee \ > Yet now he goes, without a fear, his Juliet to see, For 'twas in Woods' Great Peppermint Curo our hero found n friend To'all his coughs, and such-like ills, it put a speedy end! ~ \ 132* Mistress: "Really, cook, what have you been doing? Seven o'clock—and the rabbit not put on yet!" Cook:"Cnn't'elpit, ma'am; I never knew, anything take so long to pluck in my Ufa."
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Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1666, 5 February 1913, Page 7
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115Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1666, 5 February 1913, Page 7
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