"Ah!" sighed tho long-hair"d passenger, "how littlo we know of the future and what it has in store for us." "That's right," rojoined tho man with tho auburn whiskers in tho soat opposite: "Littlo did I think sorno thirty years ago, when I carved my initials on the: rudo- desk in tlio country sclioolhouse, that I should some day grow up and fail to becomo famous." Employment agent: "Why did you leave vour last, place?'; Domestic: "Tho couplo had only been married a month, and 1 couldn't"stand tho lovemaking." Agent: "Well, here!s a chance in a house where tho couplo havo been married ten years." Domestic: "That's too long. I liko pence ami quiet." Ask for Warner'? Eußt-proof Corsets toWo carry full stocks, City drapers^
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Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1644, 10 January 1913, Page 3
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125Page 3 Advertisements Column 6 Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1644, 10 January 1913, Page 3
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