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Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1629, 21 December 1912, Page 16

WHAT SHOULD HE DOP A young man in England calls on his best girl. Ho and the young lady eit in the .parlour waiting for mamma to eoino downstairs and, as is tho custom, chaperons them. Suddenly the young lady's nose begins to bleed. The young man, somowhat flustered, and anxious to bo of assistance, remembers that he has heard that cold metal applied to tho back of the neck will stop the nose-bleed. Ho .looks around for cold metal, and sees tho key in tho parlour door—tho only door in tho room. Ho hastily smbos it, Mid, in so doing, unwittingly turns tho lock. Then just as ho tries to apply the key to the back of tho young lady sneok, mamma descends, and tries tlio door. binding it locked, she peremptorily demands immediate aduiittaneo. 'Tho younit man in his ombarrnssmonO drops I lie key down tho young lady's back. What, then, in this dreadful situation, should tho young man dop , ; That is the question that has Ixven agitating tho readers of ono of the Uritish papers. That is tho question that 18 said to havo been divcrling tho mind of Governor Woodrow Wilson. Tho answer he reached after duo deliberation was, wo understand, this: Tho young man iihould 'recover the koy at ouy cost I