A'silly, old duffer named Wray, : Went into the chemist's ono day, 1 -bottle he bought of a cifre which he thought, ~ ' Would chase his bronchitis away. His wife said: "You ass! what a sell! The name isn't Woods', can't you tell?" Then quick as a thought she ran out, and soon bought, ■ ■ Woods' Great Peppermint Care, now lie's well. / . ■ . 126* Suitor—"Why do you object to my marrying your daughter?" Father—"Because you cannot support her in the style she's been accustomed to all her life.','.. Suitor—"How do you know I can't ? I can start her on bread and milk, the eftme as you did."
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1527, 24 August 1912, Page 3
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103Untitled Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1527, 24 August 1912, Page 3
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