Natural Liking.—"Ton know," said the minister, "tlnil money is man's worst enemy." "Well," replied Ijie man, thoughtfully, "I suppose (hat is v.hv some people like liim for the enemies ho lias made." A Prize ruzzle—"That man lias bona making that same tsritt speech lor ycui.-, and I don't understand it yet." '"Certainly not," replied tannine Sorghum; "that speech U like a conundrum. After you guess it, it's no good any more." Ilis Ideal.—Maud: "I've just heard of ,n case where a man married a girl 011 his deathbed, so she could have his million* when he was gone. Could you love a girl like that?" Jack: "Tlmt's just (he kind of a girl I could love. What's lor address i"-
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1398, 26 March 1912, Page 8
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120Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1398, 26 March 1912, Page 8
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