Professor Caldecott, of King's College, writes to "The Spectator" to suggest that we shall placate Germany by giving her half of Australia. Uut there is no pleas' ine some people. Tho proposal has hot only annoyed Australia, but has caused further ill-fcciing in Germany, tu= tht professor only propels to give her th« worse holf.--"Punch." Johnnie (to new visitor)—"So you lire my grandma, are you:'' Grandmother— "tos, Johnnie, I'm your grandma on your father's side." Jobnnio— "Woll, you're on a - wrong eidej you'll find tlwt out."
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1371, 23 February 1912, Page 5
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86Page 5 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1371, 23 February 1912, Page 5
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