Aii Englishman had occasion to travel by rail to the North of Scotland. While passing through on;- of the small Il'i[>liInml villages lu> looked out of t lip, window, hill, reaching 100 fur, ho overbalanced, wilh tin; result that lio foil out. Fortunately hi' landed on a sand heap, so (hat ho did himself nn great injury, but, looking at his tattered clothes, ho remarked to a pnrler, who was passing, "What ■shall 1 do?" "Oh, yc'r aw richt, mister," replied the porter; "yor ticket allows ye to break yer journey." "Your hair waul-; enttinß lindly. sir," said ;i barber insinuatingly tn n c-iif.joincr. "No. it doesn't." replied th" man in (he (hair; "il want'-; tiiUim; nicely. You cut it badly hist time." "J)vop me a lint?'."yelled (lie exeursion-i-i. wlu> had fallen "pvwljo.ml. "What's the use?" calmly exclaimed the funny iiiiin of the parly. ' Tinvp"< no pest oliii'e « here yon-nro iioini." "They iiiy a carrier will o< further than any otlnr bird." ;-.id (he 1.-onrrl.er. I>?i.«-rRn l.ii»<if. "Wvll, I'll l'.no i I*l 147 one" tuUtl (.Ho iaudlflJi , , "1 buUoo
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1360, 10 February 1912, Page 5
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179Page 5 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1360, 10 February 1912, Page 5
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