Dr. H was sitting liy.the side of ;i rathtr deaf maiden lady at dinner, when tho latter, in a simpering manner, remarked: "Ought 1 to call von J)r. H or Jlr. H ?" The medico is. rather irascible, m>. lie replied: "Ciill me what you like, uiadaiii. Some of my friends cull me an old fool." 'Tho lady, .imperfectly henrin;, innocently rejoined: "AH! B'll ihetr arc only people wlio know you intimately!" Rheumatism, Gout, fc-cinlica, and Lumbago are amongst the most: common and yet iiioM-'painful diseases, \iiturally, the market ih floodi'il with "cure-all" no.struins, which, of course, fail io give relief. KHEUMO-.is a scienliGcall'y compounded remedy, which rarely fails to affect a permanent euro. • Sold by all chemisti and stores, 6d. and 4s. *6d.— Advt. . . . 21
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1345, 24 January 1912, Page 7
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263Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1345, 24 January 1912, Page 7
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