Mrs. X. (away from home); "John, did you leave out anything for the eat before you started?" Sir. X. 'who dislikes (ho boast): "Ves; I left■« can of condensed milk on the table, with the can-opener beside it." Small Girls "Why doesn't babv talk, father?" Father: "lie can't yet, dear. Young babies never do." Small Girl: "Oh, yes, they do. .lob did, Nurse road to mo out of the Bible how Job cursed tho day lift was born." "Very slippery, tho floor," remarked a young man, as the band played a popular waltz. "It's jolly hard to keep on your feet." "Oh, then, you arc trying to keep on ray feet, are you?" said his partner. "I thought at hrst it was accidental."
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1330, 6 January 1912, Page 4
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123Untitled Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1330, 6 January 1912, Page 4
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