LAXO-TONIC PILLS
Arc a safe and certain remedy for Biliousness, (.'onstipulioa. Liver Troubles, Flatulence, Anaemia, etc. Sold at-lOld., and I*. Ud.-Advt. Teacher: "Tommy, spell 'wrong.'" lommy—"U-o-N-g." Teacher: "That's wrong." Tommy—"Tliat's wot you usked me lo spell." "Her marriage was n great disappointlncnt (o her friend*-." -Jndoed!" "Yes, they nil predicted it would (urn out milu\))]iily, and it didn't." IUIEUMO IS THE GKEAT KKMKDV VOII IUIEUMATISM. Jfhruiuo comes 1H n boon ami a Ijiessini; lo lliosp troubled wilh KHKUMATISM ami kindred complaints. 11 cures effectually and pennnnentlv for it pliniinntos the excess Uric Acid from tile blcail. Clicinisls and Storm overywliere, i!s. Gil. and Is. Bd.—Advl. ]C "Mow much is your fiancee worthP" ■v-Ued tile imvltiM'-of-facl- latliw nl liis romanlic. diiiiglilcr. "Oil," replied th<? lal ter i.'iithu>iasliejill.v, "my Fred, is, wortf. millions on "01 , course; but'! liHviii how much is -lie worth in cold l'oit Ollicc baviugs Bank." -
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1322, 28 December 1911, Page 2
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147LAXO-TONIC PILLS Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1322, 28 December 1911, Page 2
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