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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1312, 15 December 1911, Page 7

Stubb: "What's the trouble, old chap ? Tou look angrj enough to Penn: "Oh; I'm -furious. It took mo an hour to button my wife's oostumo at tho back, and then I fold her-a joke, and she laughed so much the buttons nil flow open. What's the uso of telling a woman a joko anyhow Chief Constable Cann, of Bristol, has resigned after twonty-nino years of service. He joined tho force as an ordinary constable, and was made a iirst-class superintendent in 1887, becoming chief constabio in 190 G. .About "two miles from Horncnstlc there is a house which stands in two parishes and i:i tico Parliamentary divisions. When the tenant is in one portion of his residence. which was originally two tenements, lie is in West Ash by, 'in tho Horncasllo Parliamentary division, whilst whft'.i he is in another part of the buildin? lie is in the parish of Ileiningby, in the Louth Parliamentary division. He has a Parliamentary yote'in each division, and exercised his dun! privilege at the general election. "I will be magnanimous." said the French duellist. "Rather than risk taking humnn lifo I will fire in the air." Don t do that, responded his scpond* "you'd he. almost sure to hit an aviator.'' Special Sale, Sewing Machines, at Oscar Hcwett and Co.. 56 Cuba Street, who arc making a clearance of all slightly damaged machines at low prices. Quality and perfect condition fully guaranteed in overy case. Sewing machine buyers can cely upon perfect satisfaction. For Chronic Cheat Complaints, Woods' G**- 4 Pnnpenniak Core, la, gd,'