Professor of History: "Reginald, I shall expect you to write an essav an the French Revolution." Indolent StudentWhy do you ask mo to do that sor. Isn t Carlyle's 'French Devolution' good enough?" Magistrate to defendant aeensed of assaulting a telegraph clerk—"This is a serious case. Have you anything to savs" Defendant-"Yes, sir. It was liko this yer Honour. I gave him a message io send to my girl, nn' the cheeky beggar started to road it. Then I went iur him! "Maud, can't von play tennis without noise. 1 " "Now, how do you suppose, we are going to play tennis without raising a racquet?"
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1289, 18 November 1911, Page 14
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105Untitled Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1289, 18 November 1911, Page 14
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