Tommy (at a concert, wa.lc.hinp; soprani ringing aria and conductor waving baton);: "Ma, what's that long-haired man hilling ot her with that slick for?". His Mother: ''lie isn't, hilling at her." Tommy: "Then, what is she. screaming about?"Diner—''Wlio'is that, singing so dreadfully out of Inno'f" Kdstauvant Proprietor—"ll is my wife." Diner—"Perhaps the accompanist'plays on't of tune." li.P, —"She is accompanying: herself!''.
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1216, 26 August 1911, Page 3
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61Untitled Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1216, 26 August 1911, Page 3
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