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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1113, 28 April 1911, Page 6

Johnny. "And so, Auntie, you're a real old maid?" Aunt .Anna: "Yes, Johnny, dear. I'm a 'real old maul. Johnny. "Well, never mind, poor, dear Auntie, I'm sure it's nul your fault," First Venerable Man: "I met old Rill James iust now, and he had the assurance lo'toll me that ho felt as fresh as a two-year-old." Second Venerable Man: "Likely be meant a two-year-old of™. Mr Duxton stated in (he British Parliament that the Government is R ivin S COOO (his year and .£2OOO next to Iho j?ritish expedition exploring Dutch NewGuinea. Frederick Charles Bedford, who • surrendered (o Ihe Liverpool police and declared himself Riiilly "'' I' lo murder of the niglitwalchman Martin at the Cafo Royal, Ucßonl. Street, London, in December IS'.H, was discharged at Marlborough Street Police Court in' March. DetectiveInspector Fowler said that ho was instructed to inform the Court that tho prisoner's statement had been carefully examined, and it was found nol lo bo in accordance with the fads. The Wife: "I had all kinds of faith in my husband when t married him." Tho Maid: "And now?" Tho Wife: "Oh, I soon discovered that marriage was a great £aiUv euro."