"So I hear you've mado a lot of money on the Stock Exchange?" said the young man's uncle. "Yes, sir." "That shows how one may, with_ proper htelc and promptness, succeed if he will only take advantage of his opportunities." "Isut i lost that and several thousands more today." "Voung man, how often have I told you Hint such transactions are merely gambling, and that you arc bound to conic to grief sooner or Inter it' you dabble in them?" The One: "What was tho result of Miss de Sweet's suit for breach of promise?" The Other: "The young man got off on tho plea of temporary insanity." Tho One: "How did that happen?" Tho Other: "His letters to her were read to *he jury."
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1096, 7 April 1911, Page 7
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