Wife (excitedly)--"If you go on like this I shrill lose my temper." Husband (calmly)—"No danger, mv dear. A thing of that size is not easily lost.". Johnny (age fiVe)—"Mamma, ,J wish' I had ,h little sister." Momma—"'Why do you* wish that, dear?" Johnny—"Cause I'm tired of teasiu' the cat.".
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1054, 18 February 1911, Page 13
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49Page 13 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1054, 18 February 1911, Page 13
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