"Your Honour," said a barrister to tho judge, "every man who knows ino knows that I am incapable of lending myself to a rceau eauso!' "True," said liis opponent, "tho learned gentleman never lends himself to a mean cause; he always gets cash down." , A youth with a very largo mouth walked into a music shop to purchase n mouth organ. He was shown cvorv make of mouth organ in the shop, bui still was not satisfied. "Look here," said tho assistant, "we shall have to mcasuro you for one. Just try your mouth alnjig this piano*"'
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1054, 17 February 1911, Page 7
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97Untitled Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1054, 17 February 1911, Page 7
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