The director of water examination to tho Metropolitan Water Board states, in his sixth report, that during his tests ho drank half a pint of Thames water, containing 218,000,000 typhoid bacilli, without any evil effects. An "Old Maid" fell from tho "Bridge" down below, And tho river's cold waters soon kissedThough rescued sho was in condition "Solo," ' That all crept about tho house "Whist!" ' But after a "Nap" sho cried, in tones 6ure, "I'll not provide doctors more lucre, I'll 'Beggar my neighbour,' some Peppermint Cure, And this beastly ' old chill I will ••'EUchre'l"—Advt, ""■'""- 23 J
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1049, 11 February 1911, Page 10
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96Page 10 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1049, 11 February 1911, Page 10
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