"Why doesn't the policeman pay liis fare?""inquired the old gentleman on tho twopenny tram, observng that no money passed botweeu the constablo and tho conductor. "Well, you know, sir," explained tho conductor, "you can't got twopence out of a 'copper." For Chronic Chest Complaints, Woods' Great Peppermint Cure, Is. Gd„ 2s. Gd.—Advt. All Irish captain inspecting his company, noticed that one of tho soldiers had lieglcetcd to wash either the back of liis neck or his cars. "Hi, you!" ho cnlled to him—"you haven't washed yourself at the back. . Right about face and look at yourself." ,
INVENTORS. EXPERT ADVICE FEEE. SVDNEY H. HJGGS, Paicn! Attomoy and Engineer, •' Removed !o Banks' Buildingi, 11 Grey Street (Opposite G.P.0.). INQUIRIES SOLICITED. AND kkaiuly iu:st'fiM)i:n m
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1044, 6 February 1911, Page 7
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122Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1044, 6 February 1911, Page 7
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