East End Postmaster (to small Cockney boy)—" This letter is too heavy; you'll have to put on another stomp."" Small Bay—"Gam, silly, yer wantin' ter 'avo me! Another stamp won't make it any lighter." . . ~ Farmer Jones (to amateur sportsman)— "There .wasn't a better water dog livin' until you shootin' g-ciits look to borrowing 'irii. Now 'is hide's that full of shots lifl'd sink to the bottom like a brick!"
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1035, 26 January 1911, Page 9
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69Page 9 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1035, 26 January 1911, Page 9
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