W ill you marry me ?" asked tho young man. "Go and get a reputation," rejoined tho summer girl, "then ask me." a/•. ? P ai 'don ?" queried the young man . , „ t "G a Js e , ( l Jo or three other girls, explained tho summer girl, "then XII consider your proposal." "Why, George, you haven't smoked anv of those cigars I gave you for a birthday present Ao, dear. I couldn't find it in my heart to burn anythinr you gave mo." 1 A little lxiy was given too much underdone pio for . Ins supper, and was soon roaring lustily. His mother's visitor was visibly disturbed. "If ho was my child " slio said, .he d get a sound spanking " "Ho deserves it," tho mother admitted "but 1 don't -believe in spanking hini on.a full stomach. "Neither do i'" c a jd the visitor, "but I'd turn him over." "De man dat keens talkin' 'bout hisself," said Uncle Eben, "sometimes mako you feel dat a heap of resSarcli has been wasted on a somewhat unimportant subject." For Influenza tako Woods' Great Peppermint Cure. Never fails. Is. GJ„ 2s. Gd.-Advt, ,
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1026, 16 January 1911, Page 6
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186Page 6 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1026, 16 January 1911, Page 6
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