. "Have you any tiling to declare ?" asked the Customs inspector." "Yes," replied the lady who was returning from Europe. "I unhesitatingly declare that it is an outrago tho way this Government permits things to bo mussed up in one's trunk."
The Author-. "Did you rend the manuscript of my novel?" The Editor: "Yep." Tho Author: "Of course—h—l don't expect it to set tho river afire, but " The Editor: "I should say not. It didn't even warm up the stove."
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1025, 14 January 1911, Page 6
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79Page 6 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1025, 14 January 1911, Page 6
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