•\gont: ."Madam, have.you a.pjano? _ Housewife: "i'es." Agent: "I am selling y an attachment . which .1 am sure-^—" • Housewife: "We have one." Agent: ■ "What make is it 5" Housewife:' "Sheriff's."
An "Old Maid" fell from the "Bridge", down below, And the river's cold waters soonkiswil; Though vcscaed she was iu condition "Solo," That all crept about the house "Whist!" But after a "Nap" sho cried, in tones sure, "I'll not provide doctors more,lucre, I'll 'Ikggar my neighbour,' some Peppermint Cure, And ;this beastly old chill I w ;]i 'Euchre'!"—Advt. » jj. Breathless Urchin: "You're—wanted— down—our—court—and brin; ..a haulbianco!" Policeman—'"What do you want the. ambulance'for!-" Urchin: "Muvver's found the lidy wot piuched our doormat 1"
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1025, 14 January 1911, Page 3
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112Page 3 Advertisements Column 7 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1025, 14 January 1911, Page 3
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