"I understand," remarked the inquisi-tivcly-inclincd tourist, "that you have a man in this community who boasts' of being the father of nineteen children?" "Well, not exactly,". replied the landlord of the tavern at Polkville, Ark. "He just is—that's all. He's too lazy to boas! about it." Crawford: "Does your Vonsciencc trouble you for losing that money?" Cralxhaw: "No; but my wife does. You see, it was her money." "Your daughter looked very beautiful at the opera last night," said Mrs. Oit!castle. "I heard several people say they thought she was the best-dressed person in any of the boxes." "Yes," replied her hostess as she hung her SO.OOOdoI. dog collar over the'back of a l eal Chipncndalc chair, both me and Josiah could see that she -was the sinecure of all eyes."-
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1025, 14 January 1911, Page 12
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131Page 12 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1025, 14 January 1911, Page 12
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