1 "Won't yo please help me, mister? I ain't had nothiu' t'eat in.free days." Tlio Dyspeptic: "Gad! I wish I hadn't!" An "Old Maid" fell from the "Bridge" . down below, And the river's cold waters soon kissed; Though " rescued she was in condition "Solo," . That all crept about tho house "Whist!" But after a "Nap" sho cried, in tones ' sure, "I'll not provide doctors more lucre I'll 'Beggar my neighbour," some Peppermint Cure, .: And this beastly old chtil 1 1 win 'Euchre'!"—Advt. 23
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1017, 5 January 1911, Page 2
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83Page 2 Advertisements Column 6 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1017, 5 January 1911, Page 2
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