"Dar is boun' to be dissatisfaction," paid Uncle Eben. "Do raiii flat makes do crops grow foh one set o' people is purty sure to spoil somebody else's picnic." Angler (who is telling his big fish story) —"What weight was he? Well, they hadn't right weights at the inn. but. he weighed exactlv a flatiron, two eggs, and a bit of soap!' "Well, so long, Dixon, where yon going to spend your vacation?" "Going to spend my vacation money at Stormburst by flic sea, and the rest of my vacation at home," explained Dixon.
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1017, 5 January 1911, Page 8
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222Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1017, 5 January 1911, Page 8
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